Entry Numero Uno?

Warning: Very annoying road of babble ahead. In which I pretend I'm hilarious, but obviously I'm not because I haven't even got one Oscar nomination yet, have I?

So I guess I should put something in here, after all, how could I call myself a Journalism student if I couldn't even write one simple entry. I'm just not confident in expressing myself in English, verily I doth suck at it. But it's not because I'm Asian, no. I guess I should blame my stupid past self for not paying attention in my English class (or in any of my class) when I was in high school. I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW IN JACK'S FREEZING ASS DID I PASS ALL MY SUBJECTS I AM ONE HUGE SLACKER, EVEN NOW.
My vocabulary's very limited (and a bit tumblr-esque) so you WILL get bored reading this… but whatever, it's not as if people would waste their time on this. So I might as well scribble some idiotic nonsense now before I regret it later when I'm sober… just kidding, I'm not drunk, I don't get drunk. Well, I just found that out recently… IDFK it's exactly 3A.M. over here in the Philippines and it just stopped raining, which is good because the rain fucks up our internet connection and—

I should just stop.

Jawn, where's my goddamn tea?

(If you get that reference, then… THEN! Nothing. Everyone on the internet knows Sherlock, hate to break it to you, but you're not special. But so am I. I still love you, though. And I still love me. Because we're both Superwholockians, soooo let's be friends.)